Making new friends is fun
I made a new friend today
It started with threats from a gun
But ended with a new plan to run
To kidnap bimbo whores
Because of how sad they make my ugly friend
So we'll ransom them to fund our stores
And cut their thumbs off of course
Act fast, justice is harsh
Racism just isn't acceptable
Even if the dude is from a marsh
He's got feelings, be respectful
But instead, we learned at her own personal strife
Played by her husband, multiple his wicked heart
At the display of such pity we couldnt take her life
Instead his life will pay by curt
Yes, his face had a look of a man who knew strife
A bear
Who could bear it no longer
To sit around suckin honey, brown sugar
No, brothers
No, sisters
We were born this bear way
Born proud
Let us roar, black bears
Let us be loud
Fuck you monopoly men
You Beverly Hills Whores
You dont get to over power us
We're fuckin bears!
You dont get to write the lore
This is our swamp
Give it back
King Cunt
