Brown Sugar

Making new friends is fun
I made a new friend today
It started with threats from a gun
But ended with a new plan to run

To kidnap bimbo whores
Because of how sad they make my ugly friend
So we'll ransom them to fund our stores
And cut their thumbs off of course


Act fast, justice is harsh
Racism just isn't acceptable
Even if the dude is from a marsh
He's got feelings, be respectful

But instead, we learned at her own personal strife
Played by her husband, multiple his wicked heart
At the display of such pity we couldnt take her life
Instead his life will pay by curt


Yes, his face had a look of a man who knew strife
A bear
Who could bear it no longer
To sit around suckin honey, brown sugar

No, brothers
No, sisters
We were born this bear way
Born proud
Let us roar, black bears
Let us be loud

Fuck you monopoly men
You Beverly Hills Whores
You dont get to over power us
We're fuckin bears!
You dont get to write the lore

This is our swamp
Give it back
King Cunt

Rape Me

All great women have a start

For some it is in wrestling

Feminism requires hard work (in part)

Women getting together to dart-

Away from all that is wrong

Like how Destiny hates women

But she is incorrect and women are strong

And they wrestle for feminism when I sound the gong

Gambling is fun, bet you need cash

To start it off, aint got no hash

To sling

We're reputable people

Nothin to go off, no steeple

Or any icecream to lay on

We've got to pull our own way

Come to the gambling den every day

Wrestling today

And on another, lobster races

Bet right and it'll be yer payday

Her name wasn't Cathy

Her name wasn't all she was

She didn't exist just for us betters

She existed for herself, cous'

Feminism isn't for her

Nor about her

Sometimes the burden of womanhood

Matched with the glory of it all

Merely results in this

Not a death

Not an entertainment, pals

But a passing on of feminine energy

Her hair we will miss

Place your bets on an afterlife, sis

The Times They Are Changin'

I once was a sad, sad man

In a world so cruel and hopeless

I had very little money on hand

Until I concocted a plan

There was a new place

Where I knew I could change things

A spot where the lobsters liked to race

And bets could be made in the space

I started the day raging

So sad that I was broke

But I made so much money lobster racing

Truly the times they are a' changin'

Parlez vous francais?

Bonjour, mon amour

Bonjour, ma cherie

Bonjour ma fille ragtime

Voulez vous coucher avec moi

A revoir!

Come for the lobster

Crawling through the shit

Like, real fast- no losers

Otherwise they get hit

Lobster races are safer than crabs

Even though we got those too

They've got claws, engineered in a lab

Don't copy us, or we'll sue

Lobster has his barrow in the marketplace

Lennon is a singer in a band

Lobster says to us "I am a known speedy creature"

and Rick says this as he puts lobster on the track:

"Ob-la-dee ob-la-da lobsters hey-ah!

la la la la lobsters are best for profit

ob-la-dee ob-la-da life goes on

la la la la life goes on"