I once was a sad, sad man
In a world so cruel and hopeless
I had very little money on hand
Until I concocted a plan
There was a new place
Where I knew I could change things
A spot where the lobsters liked to race
And bets could be made in the space
I started the day raging
So sad that I was broke
But I made so much money lobster racing
Truly the times they are a' changin'
Parlez vous francais?
Bonjour, mon amour
Bonjour, ma cherie
Bonjour ma fille ragtime
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
A revoir!
Come for the lobster
Crawling through the shit
Like, real fast- no losers
Otherwise they get hit
Lobster races are safer than crabs
Even though we got those too
They've got claws, engineered in a lab
Don't copy us, or we'll sue
Lobster has his barrow in the marketplace
Lennon is a singer in a band
Lobster says to us "I am a known speedy creature"
and Rick says this as he puts lobster on the track:
"Ob-la-dee ob-la-da lobsters hey-ah!
la la la la lobsters are best for profit
ob-la-dee ob-la-da life goes on
la la la la life goes on"
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