Tuesday, 30 January 2018

Rape Me


All great women have a start
For some it is in wrestling
Feminism requires hard work (in part)
Women getting together to dart-

Away from all that is wrong
Like how Destiny hates women
But she is incorrect and women are strong
And they wrestle for feminism when I sound the gong


Gambling is fun, bet you need cash
To start it off, aint got no hash
To sling
We're reputable people
Nothin to go off, no steeple
Or any icecream to lay on

We've got to pull our own way
Come to the gambling den every day
Wrestling today
And on another, lobster races
Bet right and it'll be yer payday


Her name wasn't Cathy
Her name wasn't all she was
She didn't exist just for us betters
She existed for herself, cous'

Feminism isn't for her
Nor about her
Sometimes the burden of womanhood
Matched with the glory of it all
Merely results in this
Not a death
Not an entertainment, pals
But a passing on of feminine energy

Her hair we will miss
Place your bets on an afterlife, sis

Monday, 29 January 2018

The Times They Are Changin'


I once was a sad, sad man
In a world so cruel and hopeless
I had very little money on hand
Until I concocted a plan

There was a new place
Where I knew I could change things
A spot where the lobsters liked to race
And bets could be made in the space

I started the day raging
So sad that I was broke
But I made so much money lobster racing
Truly the times they are a' changin'


Parlez vous francais?
Bonjour, mon amour
Bonjour, ma cherie
Bonjour ma fille ragtime
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
A revoir!


Come for the lobster
Crawling through the shit
Like, real fast- no losers
Otherwise they get hit

Lobster races are safer than crabs
Even though we got those too
They've got claws, engineered in a lab
Don't copy us, or we'll sue


Lobster has his barrow in the marketplace
Lennon is a singer in a band
Lobster says to us "I am a known speedy creature"
and Rick says this as he puts lobster on the track:

"Ob-la-dee ob-la-da lobsters hey-ah!
la la la la lobsters are best for profit
ob-la-dee ob-la-da life goes on
la la la la life goes on"

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